Porn is love you can see.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
