I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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