It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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