OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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