For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Randomize
