i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
