We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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