I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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