Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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