Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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