you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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