Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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