I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
one might say we're banned from that church
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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