What did we do last night that was yellow?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I can't turn off my feet"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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