Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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