sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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