i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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