My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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