is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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