I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I think I just sharted jello shots
We smell like vodka and hangover
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