i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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