I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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