Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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