too bad you live with your parents still
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
