I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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