Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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