"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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