Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I love you. Go after that dick
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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