I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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