my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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