then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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