i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i think my cat just said my name.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Randomize
