Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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