is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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