physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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