Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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