My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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