im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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