You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Houston, we have a squirter
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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