Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
