Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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