I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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