They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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