I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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