I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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