There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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