i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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