so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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