did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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