Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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