No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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