So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Randomize
